November 1, 2010

Why I'll Never Make it in the Real World

EXHIBITS A-C

A.  I will walk deeper into the ghetto at 10 pm to get a sandwich from wawa, rather than go to the Subway 1/2 a block from me, just so I don't have to talk to people. 

B.  I have zero desire to analyze, discuss, or comment on my, or anyone else's, lunch menu or eating habits with coworkers, including, but not limited to, your love/hate relationship with wraps and why you find it necessary to cut an apple into one inch cubes before you eat it.  Seriously, I could care less.  Don't ask me if I'm eating salad when I'm clearly eating salad.

C.  I think sarcasm is a good way to be friendly with strangers.  Apparently it's not.