Read my blog.
Be my friend.
But don't try to be my best friend, because that position is already filled.
Here are five random things about me:
1. I hate stick figure iconography. It should burn in a slow fire.
2. The sound of a vacuum cleaner running tweaks me out a little sometimes. I have no idea why.
3. I honestly can't tell you my favorite color, but I will dishonestly answer if asked.
4. That being said, I'm positive that my favorite color is not orange or yellow.
5. I can't swim.
Here are three less random things about me.
1. I design.
2. I dance.
3. I write.
Sorry to make this into an Apple commercial with all my "I" statements.
From now on, whatever happens here, happens. I can't promise consistency.
