EXHIBITS A-C
A. I will walk deeper into the ghetto at 10 pm to get a sandwich from wawa, rather than go to the Subway 1/2 a block from me, just so I don't have to talk to people.
B. I have zero desire to analyze, discuss, or comment on my, or anyone else's, lunch menu or eating habits with coworkers, including, but not limited to, your love/hate relationship with wraps and why you find it necessary to cut an apple into one inch cubes before you eat it. Seriously, I could care less. Don't ask me if I'm eating salad when I'm clearly eating salad.
C. I think sarcasm is a good way to be friendly with strangers. Apparently it's not.
